A TRENCH FIELD GUIDE
STONKERS
Meet the creatures living deep inside the trenches.
financially questionable specimensFIND YOUR STONKER
There are two scientifically questionable ways to find out.
CONNECT WALLET
Let your wallet decide.
privacy lovers can keep scrolling →LUCKY GUESS™
No wallet.
No analysis.
Pure destiny.
THE LUCKY GUESS™
For people who refuse to connect their wallet.
scientifically inaccurate
very serious researchWHAT IS A STONKER?
A trader has a strategy.
A Stonker has a wallet,
a timeline,
and unreasonable confidence.
THE TRENCHES NEED IDENTITIES.
STONKERS started as characters.
Now they're becoming identities for the creatures living inside the trenches.
WALLET TYPES
One wallet. One Stonker. Your on-chain identity starts here.
TRENCH BADGES
Bad decisions deserve recognition. Collect identity. Earn status. Stay questionable.
SOCIAL IDENTITY
Turn your Stonker Type into your trench identity across X and the timeline.
THE STONKERS ECOSYSTEM
Characters. Wallet identities. Badges. Community tools. Trench integrations. Coming deeper into the trenches.
KNOW YOUR STONKERS
Ten creatures.
One ecosystem.
Questionable judgment.
STONKER TYPE A
THE APE
Buys first. Asks what it does later.
Four green candles are enough research for this Stonker.
[RESEARCH: OPTIONAL]STONKER TYPE B
THE ANALYST
Did the research. Bought anyway.
Three hours of analysis just to enter at exactly the wrong price.
[HIGHLY INFORMED]
STONKER TYPE ETH
THE GAS ENJOYER
Paid more in gas than in size.
Turned a $40 trade into a $126 premium blockchain experience.
[ETH NATIVE]STONKER TYPE MERT
THE TERMINAL GOBLIN
14 monitors. Same bad entry.
Sees everything happening in the trenches except the obvious sell button.
[ALWAYS ONLINE]
STONKER TYPE PRO
THE PROFESSIONAL
Loses money professionally.
Has a strategy, a spreadsheet and a very sophisticated explanation for being down 73%.
[FULL-TIME]STONKER TYPE GIGA
THE GIGA STONKER
Position size is a personality trait.
Doesn't believe in risk management because that would reduce potential upside.
[MAX CONVICTION]
STONKER TYPE WHALE
THE WHALE
Portfolio value: classified.
One good trade away from financial freedom since 2021.
[BIG SIZE]
STONKER TYPE DIP
THE DIP BUYER
Bought every dip.
The problem is that there were 19 more dips after the first one.
[STILL ACCUMULATING]
STONKER TYPE SIGNAL
THE INSIDER
Source: a guy in Telegram.
Receives information unavailable to the public because someone typed “trust me bro”.
[ALPHA DETECTED]STONKER TYPE MONK
THE HOLDER
Has achieved inner peace.
Fear disappeared once the portfolio dropped far enough.
[NEVER SOLD]$STONKERS
THE CURRENCY OF
QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS.
Ten types.
One token.
Infinite bad entries.
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